My List of Shit I Want To Do Before I Die

So, I figured that in my prime old age of 27 that I should put together a Bucket List of shit to do before I pass away. I'm not going to lie, most of this is going to be absolutely outrageous, but in conscious, it is something I've always wanted to do.

Oh, can I tell you how much I hate the term "Bucket List". Seriously the phrase should be abolished from human dialect along with "guesstimate", "frumpy" and "stupendous". If any of you use those words, please run into the nearest wall at high speeds.

From now on, I will not use "Bucket List" but instead "My List of Shit I Want To Do Before I Die".

So here it is:

My List of Shit I Want To Do Before I Die

1. Punch Patrick Kane in the face dressed as a cab driver
2. Leave an upper-decker at someone's house
3. Tell Kobe Bryant, personally, that he's a rapist
4. Sky dive
5. Have a midget walk 6-12 inches behind me with an old school boom box playing Foo Fighters "My Hero" as I strut down the streets of Boston
6. Hold the Stanley Cup over my head in winning fashion
7. See a donkey show (you know you all want to in Tijuana)
8. Shoot an RPG

I'll be adding to this list as more stupid shit crops up into my brain.


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