Shut Up About Your Conferences, NCAA


I guess that's all I can say when it comes to the Big 12/Pac-10/Big-10 ménage à trois that ESPN is currently shoving down our throats. Nebraska is going to the Big 10 (or X or whatever the fuck they call themselves) and Texas/Oklahoma/Oklahoma St/Texas Tech were talking about going to the Pac-10 as soon as tomorrow (Tuesday) and everyone above the Mason-Dixon line could care less.

Does a conference re-alignment change that fact that you'll root for Oklahoma? If Texas goes to the Pac-10, are you going to throw your burnt orange blanket out of the window? Will you still wear your Cornhuskers jersey despite the fact they'll play Ohio St and Michigan instead of Mizzou and Texas A&M?

The answer is NO. You, red blooded American, love your football. No matter how many NFL players punch out strippers, no matter how much the BCS bends you over the couch and fucks you, no matter how many times ESPN puts on its Trojan gear and prance about your house, you'll always watch your football. You love it, I love it, everyone loves it.

I'm a big Longhorns fan. On Saturday, I start searching at 11am looking for a channel where I can watch Texas brutally slap Baylor or Texas El Paso around. Nothing will change now that they may be facing Cal or USC. It could be because I live in Massachusetts and all the football schools around here suck a fat prick, but I don't see the big deal about a conference moving around.

The world revolves around money. Sports, both professional and collegiate, are ran by the all mighty dollar. The sense of love from a team doesn't come from the front office anymore, it flows from the stadium packed with students and the fat douches on TV who wear their Vince Young pre-strip club assault jerseys.

I don't know why everyone is so up in arms about teams moving conferences. If the Red Sox moved to the NL, I'd be mad, but that's because we'd have to watch pitchers bat which is the equivalent of getting curb stomped by a midget with large feet.

Move on to something more meaningful in your life people!


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